Swine Flu Satirist Prints

'You can come in if you like, but we've all got swine fever in here.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

State of the Union

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Mask Autumn

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

New Shades 2020

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Thank God!"

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

'Rona Lisa

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Energy Drinks

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

"Keep it 2 metres people!"