Swine Flu Satirist Prints

'You can come in if you like, but we've all got swine fever in here.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

State of the Union

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Social distance queue starts here

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Mask Autumn

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"Thank God!"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

New Shades 2020

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

'Rona Lisa

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Energy Drinks

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'