Swimming Diplomat Mugs

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

Landing That Tough Account

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

Bipartisan.

Good duck, bad duck.

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"There, are you happy?"

Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my treasurer's report.

Russian and Chinese Alliance.