Swimming Competition T-Shirts

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Bring your own inflatable.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Marco ..."

Sunbathers.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"They're so like us."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."