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"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Ski kicker.

Spider's Web Trampoline

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Gymnast.

Women Golfers

Revenge of the Fish

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

A skateboarder falling on his head

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Fake trophy moose photo.

"You and your 'The fresh air will be intoxicating'!"

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'