Swiftie Vibe Appreciator Prints

"We tossed between the euros and Taylor Swift - and he won."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"He's So Your Type."

Easter Bonnet

'Oooh, looks like the welcome wagon is on its way!'

Ella Fitzgerald

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

Edgar Allan Poe almost ruins his public persona.

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Un-Hip-Flask

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

Iggy Turtle Strawberry Fields...

'You're not paying attention' - 'Yes, I am!' - 'Okay, what colour was my jumper in the last picture?' - 'Err, white.' - 'Not even close... maybe I should start again, eh?' - 'No! No! Please! No!'

Tokin' in the 1960s & Now

Never Satisfied.

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Endangered species stamps

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

'Ralph never switched to digital TV but, since he never stops watching, he hasn't noticed there's nothing on'

An aged juvenile.

Taylor Swift election yard signs

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.