Swiftie Time Traveler Prints

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Moses on the web

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Dr. Roo.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I don't know who you are!"

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"