Sweet Tooth Vs Savory Savorer Mugs

"Doesn't he look...savory??"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Pasta

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Ice Cream Flavors

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Oysters in June - delicious!

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Well, there's a sure sign of an economic downturn - Cheap Candy!

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."