Sweet Tooth Turned Savory Pillows

'I've got right off choc rolls Mum!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Building a gingerbread house

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Really, another headache.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I'll have the carrot cake, hold the carrots."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"More cake?"

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'I try to eat a varied diet. One day I'll eat dark chocolate, one day I'll eat white chocolate and one day I'll eat milk chocolate.'

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"How do you want your slice - with or without a ballerina?"

'Floor it, Mom!'

"I tasted them all to make sure they're good."

Sweets

"I'm watching my sugar intake."

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

'. . .fault that we've sold out of your favourite fruit cake!'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'

Health Conscious Halloween

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'