Sweet Seller Prints

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Tim's marketing solutions

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

House sale.

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Stethoscope

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

High end of the market...

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'Is that you, Take That?'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."