Sweet Breaks Admirer Pillows

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Easter Egg Delivery

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Cool hand... Uke

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Couple in Blue

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'Floor it, Mom!'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

Someone carries a torch for you!

"I found this fabulous new shop."

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's the 'start tomorrow' diet. I've stuck to it religiously for 12 years.'