Swedish Cuisine Fan Prints

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Streets - Night

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque