Swat Strategist Prints

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'Hank here brings 10 years of top sales experience to our company so let's all try to make him feel welcome while he makes you all look bad...'

The Costs Of Doing War.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I like to stay on top of things."

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

The hostage rescue team

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

Economic Changes Cuba.

The Future

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

George Smith Patton