Swat Officer Mugs

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

The hostage rescue team

People of Courage

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

A swing bin...

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

SWAT Police Chase

'And where have you been?'

'Got it!'

SWAT The Press

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

'No, old generals no longer fade away! We're in demmand as TV news commentators.'

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."

"They're refusing to throw down their knives until after they finish dinner."

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

"That model has a 30-day waiting period."

"Uh - Oh, here comes old sourpuss."

GCHQ is following you on Twitter. . . and Facebook . . .

Remedial SWAT team training.

Lollipop men on strike.

"I remember when I patrolled this street alone, with just my night sticks."

'Oh Dear...'

"This is over, Greg! Stop playing 'Smoke On The Water'!"