It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!
Swashbuckling Smartphone User Mugs
Start their day with a splash of adventure! Our mugs for the swashbuckling smartphone user feature witty designs that celebrate their bold, tech-loving spirit — perfect for a morning brew or a quick coffee break.
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
Digital Fomo!
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"
Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
The Smartass Phone
United Church of OMG
Modern Life Blues
"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."
"I have an app for that."
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"
"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"
"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.
'This app tells me how near my friends are...'
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
"Brat"
"DID YOU SEND THIS?"
"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."
'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'
Family Time
Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.
Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head
"This is gonna be great!"
'Please, pay attention.'
Able to Google Stuff Man
Connected to the world
"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"
Swashbuckling Smartphone User Mugs Collection
Swashbuckling Smartphone User Pillows
Find pillows that add personality and fun to any space for your adventurous smartphone user — stylish, witty, and perfect for their tech-inspired lifestyle.
Swashbuckling Smartphone User Prints
Browse our prints collection to inspire and celebrate the bold, adventurous side of your tech-loving, swashbuckling smartphone enthusiast — stunning artwork for any space.
Swashbuckling Smartphone User T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the daring spirit of smartphone adventurers — fun, witty, and designed for those who love tech and a splash of adventure.