Sustainable Sea Lover Mugs

'I told you it was cold today.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I don't do windows."

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"