Sustainable Sea Lover Mugs

'I told you it was cold today.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I don't do windows."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

Fishing boat.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Imperfect Storm

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'