Sustainable School-goer Pillows

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

View to the Future

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The original paperless office

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Just Stop Boil

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Global Warming Coming Soon!