Sustainability Aficionado T-Shirts

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

Island windfarming

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

The Environmentalist

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

Earth stove

Your Future Home.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Ecology.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Recycling bottle bank.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.