Survivor's Spirit Pillows

A shipwrecked man holds on to a floating ship in a bottle

Desert Island BBQ

Emergency Phone.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Notre Dame Phoenix

Look on the bright side, at least we're keeping our heads above water

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Martin Gray.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"At least you have a tree."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"Well, at least he was tasty."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"You been here long?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"I derive some satisfaction from being right."

You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."