Surviving An Ordeal Pillows

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

Saved...life is good!

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'

"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

Deflating Island

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

'Celebrate good times, come on...!'

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

The Incomplete Angler

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

"How long do you think we can survive?"

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'