'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'
Surviving An Ordeal Pillows
Choose pillows that provide comfort and inspiration for someone surviving an ordeal. Soft, supportive, and printed with uplifting messages to remind them of their resilience.
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
I have to get the Positive Thinker...
Saved...life is good!
Robinson Crusoe's blog.
"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"
New Orleans Will Come Back Blues.
'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'
'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'
Ready for the curves life throws at you.
'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'
"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."
What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!
"Holy water, holy water...."
"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."
Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.
"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"
"This accident will not affect my career as a football pro. Fortunately, I'm left-footed."
'I have been searching my soul to find the real reason why I ended up here and one answer in particular keeps turning up.'
Abandon Hope/Resume Hope
'What luck. It's Kosher.'
'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'
Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.
Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.
"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"
Deflating Island
"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."
'Celebrate good times, come on...!'
'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t
The Incomplete Angler
Vultures wait on a desert island.
Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.
'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'
'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'
'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'
Surviving An Ordeal Pillows Collection
Surviving An Ordeal Mugs
Discover a range of mugs celebrating resilience and strength—perfect for brightening up mornings and giving daily encouragement.
Surviving An Ordeal Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate enduring strength and hope—ideal for inspiring perseverance in any space.
Surviving An Ordeal T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that honor survival and resilience, making empowering gifts that are both stylish and motivational.