Survived Lockdown Mugs

The Lockdown Passport

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

2021

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I could get used to working remotely."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Sisyphus during Covid

Sheltering in place.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Covid and Restarting School

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Nonsense Poem

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

COVID Devotion

Don't have a hot flush....

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."