Survivalists With A Twist Mugs

Holding on by a branch.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"I really hate sales meetings"

Desert crawler following water