Survivalist Thinker Mugs

The bitter sweet meeting of perception and reality: 'Yay! I'm saved!!'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Life raft and death raft.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hate evolution!'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Prepper Dog

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

The trap

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Island and man