Survivalist Ponderer Prints

"I know he was good to us, and all that, but there's no food in the house, and I'm freaking starving."

'Remember, drink first! Drink first!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Desert crawler following water

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'