Survival Skills Trainer Mugs

Drowning man in liquid quick sand puts up warning notice.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

65 Million Years Ago

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Desert Island Mishap

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

The trap

Prepper Dog

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'