Survival Skills Trainer Mugs

Drowning man in liquid quick sand puts up warning notice.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

65 Million Years Ago

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Building a Shelter

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

Saved...life is good!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

The trap

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Prepper Dog