Survey Methodology Mugs

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'Other than the countless probing how would you rate your stay with us?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

First and last day as census taker...

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

What's your stupid opinion on the following...

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"Excuse me, sir - I'm conducting a survey about stress in the workplace."

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'...and how satisfied are you with the food? (1) very satisfied,(2) satisfied,(3) needs improvements.'