'Oh for PETE'S SAKE LENNY NOT right now! I'm in the middle of Conducting a survey!'
Survey Conductor Mugs
Celebrate your survey conductor with a mug that's as insightful and witty as they are. Perfect for their coffee breaks or desk, these mugs make a humorous nod to their vital role.
"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
"Excuse me, sir - I'm conducting a survey about stress in the workplace."
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
A Symphony of Penguins
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
Felix Mendelssohn
No Elgar!
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'
Orchestra.
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Taking a peek at the audience
"Bravo!"
Allegro con molto espresso
When Engineers Crack.
Packed like sardines
Statue turns into conductor when it snows.
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Frederic Chopin
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...
Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
Malcolm Sargent
"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."
'I'm studying the lay of the land..'
'This Mouse is going to be huge!'
The Little Engine That Wouldn't
Latest Railway Marvel.
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
Survey Conductor Mugs Collection
Survey Conductor Pillows
Add some humor and comfort with our survey conductor pillows—perfect for brightening up any room or office space.
Survey Conductor Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with our stylish survey conductor prints, celebrating their profession with a dash of wit and charm.
Survey Conductor T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt selection to find fun and witty designs that celebrate survey conductors and their important work.