Surreal Selfie Taker Gifts

Magritte selfie.

Bad hair day!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Book Worm

"Hamlet today"

Astronaut Selfie.

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Final selfie

The invention of the Selfie

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Don't forget to send selfies."

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

Selfie-Conscious

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Santa Claus

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

#Elfies

"This is pretty much all they do now."

Taking an Elfie

Sermon Today: Include God In Your Next Selfie.

'This is probably not the right time to be taking a 'selfie'.'

Let's put selfies on Facebook to commemorate our date! Sorry, but Facebook strictly prohibits posting images of a crime.

"Are you on NapChat again?"

Sometimes one invention necessitates another.

As a veteran wildlife photographer, Dave could now almost always tell when the animals sensed his presence.

"It's a smart watch."

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

""Lets get a picture of the both of us."

"Just one quickie for all the doubters back home."