Surreal Satire Appreciator Prints

'Attorney Kratz, your Honour; representing the China Shop.'

Honey Bunches of Old Rusty Grommets

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Gay Times...

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

The Berlin Peace Movement

'Oh Hi!'

"Housekeeping?!"

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"They're so like us."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Steamed vegetables."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Russia Money Laundering

The Greek Trampoline

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Amateurs."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'