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"Have some coffee, you'll feel better."

'Rorschach hankie reading.'

'Mr Jonah is no longer with us. Mr Jonah was swallowed by a whale.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Making Badgers

"What a way to go."

Hedgehog love

The Elephant Man Bares All.

101 uses of a dead cat: window cleaning brush.

'Let me see your ad again - tall, dark, well travelled, likes meeting new people.'

'It's the fuzz!'

Torture Chamber.

"The dog misses you."

Bed of nails.

The Grim Reaper

Doctor Magic

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"Unsee the giant tongue

Zombie standup

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The Rooster Comedian.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Am I sensing fear?"

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'