Surreal Art Collector Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

Robot Attack in Bath

The Artist

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Giant Monster in Bath

Slinky Cow World

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Private Viewing

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"I can't WAIT to see it."

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

How information mingles in our brains

A dream of consequence

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

allovertheplace.com

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Police lineup

'Fred,you've got to stop burying your head in the sand.'

Escher's Dog

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

"Why are you always picking people who have pixellated heads?"

Ink Eraser

"Meow...."

Skinhead guppy.

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"