Surprise Party Strategist T-Shirts

"Surprise!"

The president's men

"What was I thinking?!"

Cardiac Recovery.

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Tariff Wars

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The Greek Trampoline

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'They were all out of roses.'

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

CONGRESS, 'It was a really tight race this time -- I had to use some of my campaign contributions for CAMPAIGNING!'

Euro Bait

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

The Election Strategy

House vs. Senate

The great Tea Bag Scam!

Angela Merkel

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."