Surprise Masterminds Prints

"Can we get balloons for mom?"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I think I found the problem.'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Elevator dilemma.

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

'You're the reason I can't charge anything for goodwill when I sell the business.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Brainstorming!

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."

Robot Truck.

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

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