Surprise Masterminds Prints

"Can we get balloons for mom?"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

John von Neumann, after completing his book. 'Theory of Self-Replicating Automata'.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

The Staff Meeting.

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Elevator dilemma.

Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the patients?

'You're the reason I can't charge anything for goodwill when I sell the business.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

Brainstorming!

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

Robot Truck.

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."