Surprise Hosts Mugs

Great Deal Of Fund: Banana.

'Now that I have your attention...'

Showbiz Awards

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Surprise!"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'They were all out of roses.'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!