Surgery Scholar Mugs

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"The Supreme Court says a corporation is a 'person?' Well, have you ever tried to take a corporation out for a nice, friendly beer?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

K9 Literati

Truth

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Gee!' (doctor looking at x-ray)

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Lady Justice.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Statue of Security

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

The hour of justice

"Manafort's was the best flip yet."