Surgery Scene Enthusiast Mugs

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

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'Anaesthetic ok?' - 'Yes, ten double scotches from the pub up the road.'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Anatomy.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

Anatomy.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

He really puts his heart into it!

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

Operating room. 3 days without an accident.

'He really put his heart into it.'

'I knew there was another book in him!'

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'It's a no-brainer.'

'Actually, it's a quite routine operation -- would you like to make it more interesting?'