Surfboard Loungers Prints

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Beach con-man.

Turtle Hat

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Delivery."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Internet Restaurant

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"Take us to your feeder."

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'Glorious day'

Reserve Ants

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."