Surfboard Loungers Prints

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Beach con-man.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Turtle Hat

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

The Boys of Indian Summer

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Internet Restaurant

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Take us to your feeder."

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

'Glorious day'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Reserve Ants

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

Not quite Beverly Hills.