Surfboard Dreamer Pillows

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Get a rockpool!

Museum of Art: Sounds of the ocean

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Scuba Skater

'Are we booking a holiday in Frinton-on-Sea?'

"I forgot blue."

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

Pushing the rain away from the beach

Pirate Mail.

"Excuse me....water!!"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Beach Day

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Bird Diving Board.

Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer.

A shark ventriloquist.

'Honey? Aren't we skydiving on June 18th?'

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Fields

'Rudderless and adrift? But, you're in Kansas, Evans.'