Surf T-Shirts

Surf fan.

Beach con-man.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"I gotta be me!"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Surfing koala.

Turtle Hat

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I don't know who you are!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You've got computer-breath."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I could get used to working remotely."

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Wish you were steer!

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Dow's up!"

I love my Uke.