Supreme Spinner Gifts

'On the bright side, I can now tell all my lawyer friends I argued in front of the supreme court.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Musical Bicycle.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Fish-losophy

'I only hear good things from your spin doctors. . .'

Rafael Nadal

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Dreidel Breakdance

'Don't think of it as being overdrawn. Think of it as being under-deposited.'

Happy Birthday Superstar DJ!

Bowl-A-Rama

'I'm still looking for love.'

Spindles

Tour de Fran's

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

Conductor with video-head

"Sorry, I thought you knew that the sun doesn't really come up, it's just us spinning around at 1,000 miles an hour!"

'Stories? I have a few.'

'I understand you rented a limo to get here...'

Sleeping Beauty spindle

"The senator is at the gym doing his favorite aerobics...spinning."

Spider Knitting