Supporter Of Royal Humor Prints

I knew you'd take Chuck's side

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"All rise."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

King reaching for an apple

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

'Yes Sir, we do believe 'the customer is king', but that doesn't give you the right to deduct a 'Peasant's Tax' from your bill!'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"It is not you. It is we."

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

'Funny how his eyes seem to follow you around the room.'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'You guys are all pardoned - I'm putting in a wine cellar.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'