Supporter Of Fair Labor Practices Pillows

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Jack in the box on strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

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'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

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The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

Member of two trade unions

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

What to disclose at a job interview

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

But I Can't Afford to Accept Economic Reality!

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

'Why do you want the union! I've never needed it, and I'm doing just fine!'

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Strike, Strike, Strike, You're Out.

'As Americans, we have it made ... in China.'