Support Lines Prints

That's weird - every time I call the self-help hotline, it goes straight to my voicemail.

Computer Room.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Couple

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

Football supporters.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."