Support Group Superstar Pillows

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

Courage. Love.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I fell off the wagon, again... meat wagon that is.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

Self Harm Support.

"I relapsed."

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Dog gets financial advice.

Alcoholics Eponymous

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

I'm with crazy.

Agoraphobia Congress

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"Do you think one of you geniuses could come up with a comfortable bar stool?"