Support Group Superstar Pillows

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

Courage. Love.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Self Harm Support.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I relapsed."

Self-help group needs promoting to helping themselves to tea and biscuits

Dog gets financial advice.

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Alcoholics Eponymous

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

Apathy support group - no one turns up.

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

"I've no idea where they are - maybe they're all ill."

I'm with crazy.

Agoraphobia Congress

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."