'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'
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"I swear I'm still a liberal arts major! The chain supply management courses are merely an academic curiosity."
New In! Flat Coke.
"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."
"And don't give me some garbage about your supply chain being broken."
"Wot? No toilet paper?"
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.
"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."
Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse
Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.
Supply Chain
"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."
Cheap Labour Countries.
Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.
Ever Given
Low Hanging Fruit
The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.
Alphabet soup
Made in China.
Export
"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."
'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'
"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"
"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"
The Price of Nothing
"Why is this cart so heavy?"
Suez Canal Curse
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'
Checkout for $385.00 or more.
"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."
Santa's Workshop: Moved to China
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