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I think I can...

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Supply Chain

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'We're counting on inflation.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

'When you take out food, energy...inflation remained at a 20 year low.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Export

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Artificial Isle

Fiscal cliff

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"