Supplement Skeptics Mugs

Well I don't know if the fish oils have helped his concentration, but they've certainly kept the fly population down.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Calm down...this is for your own good.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Lite Beer.

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

"It's supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac, but it hasn't done jack for me."

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"Do a double-blind test. Give the new drug to rich patients and a placebo to the poor. No sense getting their hopes up. They couldn't afford it even if it works."

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'As I said, the medication won't cure you, but it will make you more comfortable for the duration.'