Supernatural Smirkster Prints

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Juggler and Illusionist

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Theory of Gravity

"If only you knew. . ."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Schrödinger's cat.

"It's good luck."

Confession Ratings.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"C'est un miracle, je parle!"

"I don't know why people complain that Twitter only gives you 140 letters to express yourself in. I usually manage with four."

'You'll have to jog on without me - I've got a bad stitch.'

'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"You just ate! Wait 15 days."