Supernatural Smirkster Prints

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

Theory of Gravity

"If only you knew. . ."

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"It's good luck."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Confession Ratings.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

"C'est un miracle, je parle!"

'You'll have to jog on without me - I've got a bad stitch.'

Unicorn

'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"You just ate! Wait 15 days."