Supernatural Satire Lover Mugs

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"I've been hearing some disturbing things about you, Higgins."

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

Death with a strimmer (weed whacker)

Vampire on a plane

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

"Not to worry, it's only the neighbourhood watch patrol."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...

Hell's Smoking Section

Welcome to Hell - Please Wipe Your Feet

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Do Not Resuscitate

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Trump pardons

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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