Supermodel Pillows

Supermodel Katrine enjoys a quiet moment alone with her legs.

'My attempt to be a male supermodel didn't pan out as well as I expected. Can I have my job in accounting back?'

"I've never dated a model before."

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

"Do you have anything that's not food?"

Naomi in trouble again.

Supermodel's Day Out.

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

'Oh no...The first round cattle grid!'

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

'My girlfriend was a supermodel. But she fell down a crack in the pavement.'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

' He does a lot of business with the supermodel crowd...'

"Naomi I don't think the increase in the retirement age applied to supermodels."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I wonder if we're talking about the same Grace Jones."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Balancing work and family

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"First break since 2008."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"I had to skip my workout."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Hassled Mother.

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Luggage Mom