Superhero Storytellers Pillows

"After falling into a vat of radioactive lumbar rub - I discovered at the first sign of danger, I develop this amazing and incredible back back!"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."